8th grade girl: You like nice Miss.
me: thanks!
8th grade girl: Do you have a date tonight Miss?
me: no
8th grade girl: Then why are you dressed up?
me: I'm building some stuff for my church tonight & won't get to be cute later so I thought I should be cute now.
8th grade girl: Ooooh. So there's men there?
me: well, yeah.
8th grade girl: Then why don't you wear this?
me: I don't want to get it dirty.
8th grade girl: Are you wearing cute sweats?
me: no. Just shorts & a t-shirt.
8th grade girl: Are they cute?
me: They're ok--they aren't gross or ratty.
8th grade girl: Hmmm...are the men cute?
me: They're married.
8th grade girl: At least two of them are single, right Miss?
me: um......yeah I guess so.
8th grade girl: You should wear the cute sweats then Miss! I've got to go to class but wear your cute sweats. *walks away*
me: Have a good day. *perplexed look*
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